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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Happy is as happy does It's true when they say, "Chicken Pox are easier when they are younger."
Munchkin has been sobbing that her face will never again be normal. She has cranky-complained about having to lay around all day and watch TV. She has sobbed at her Calamine-covered face, until, of course, I made a joke.
"Celebrities pay THOUSANDS to have someone slather their face with MUD, then lay around all day. You, my dear Broadway-bound Babe, need to get to lovin' this lifestyle NOW!"
That got a giggle and she did the John Travolta dance with her gloved finger.
Yep, she's suffering. No doubt about it. Completely sucks rocks.
Pox are in her mouth and on her tongue, behind her ears and on her scalp. Not to forget, btwn her fingers and even her armpits.
Needless to say, Mommy Dearest here has been making Munchkin chocolate pudding and letting her sleep on the couch. At least she is happy knowing her mom is trying to keep her happy.
