Tuesday, April 08, 2003

This or that...The Who Is Edition
1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner? Jennifer wins. Pam is so phony (boobs in, boobs out, BOTOX and collagen) and slutty, the word, "SEXY," could NEVER apply to her.
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Matt, I like the studious, kinda geeky type. Ben is just TOO perfect looking...he could play Ken in a live-action Barbie movie (dunno, is Hollywood doing it?) Ben needs a broken nose or a few scars to look real.
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John? Torn on both. Will adhere to Lulu's choice, since she saw their concert not too long ago!
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? Blah. Neither!
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)? Tom and Jerry was just STUPID! At least I could actually watch an episode of R&S!
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Neither. Bill Bonds. Gotta be from Detroit!
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? Oh, please! Nobody really WATCHES them, do they? YIKES!
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? Jerry is FAR worse. Maury is bad sometimes, but he does have a few saving grace shows. I hope? (Giving him credit for Connie Chung.)
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King? McDonalds, they ALWAYS use too much ketchup!
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why? History is rather kind, things have easily been forgotten in order to make each man even greater. A more interesting question would be: "Who would have been greater if they had CNN and FOXTV crews following every move for 24-hour coverage during their wars?"

Sunshine - Walking on Sunshine - 4/08/2003 07:49:00 AM

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