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Sunday, November 18, 2001
First off, today was bright and sunny and 58 whoppin' degrees! What an awesome November day it was, perfect weather!
Second, I wore mid-thigh jean shorts and a jersey. Like usual, this generated quite a few remarks from people and clerks in stores who couldn't believe my attire. People who I didn't know and probably never will (I wasn't even in my home area!) felt the need to walk up to me and ask, "You're wearing shorts, TODAY?"
I get this a lot because shorts are my #1 choice. Fashion be damned, I prefer my own style. I live in them at home, no matter what the weather. Hey, why not, I have this great new invention called HEAT. Yes, my new home came equipped with this thing called a "furnace." I know, what an option! I'm tellin' ya, this is going to be a biggie!
But, get this...my 1996 Jeep has HEAT, too! Imagine that! Yeppers, my Jeep is definitely "fully-loaded."
Third, I'm a smart aleck, these really are my most common retorts. Big shock, eh? My choice words tend to end most conversations with the self-appointed "fashion police," who are usually breaking a fashion rule, or two, themselves.
I really don't understand why my clothes bother so many people. It's not like I am hurting them or even looking provocative, they aren't short shorts or even strategically ripped. In fact, I even shaved my legs! teehee
Then again, maybe if I held off on the shaving, by early December, nobody would even be able to notice I was wearing shorts still.
